Life Humor 1.V

From the Henry Cate Life Humor collection:

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Warning: May be offensive to Party officials and Communists. Has to do with shortages in the workers paradise.

One day a man walked into the fish store and demanded some meat. The clerk replied "This is a fish store". The man again demanded meat and the clerk again told him it was the fish store. The man threw a fit, demanding that he be given some meat. Finally the exasperated clerk replied "You must go across the street, that is where they have no meat."

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Jaimie Sin, the Roman Catholic cardinal of the Phillippines, recently arrived in Portland to present a speech.  The local paper, the Oregonian, ran a article with a headline reading:

 "Cardinal Sin to speak in Portland"

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Life is like an onion, you peel it one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Please oh Lord make my words sweet and tender for tomorrow I may have to eat them.

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... Then there's the cookbook published by Life Magazine.  It contains all the
oriental recipes ever published by their magazine.  It's called:
Recipes From All Woks of Life