Monday, September 16, 2013
Life Humor 1.V
From the Henry Cate Life Humor collection:
Warning: May be offensive to Party officials and Communists. Has to do with shortages in the workers paradise.
One day a man walked into the fish store and demanded some meat. The clerk replied "This is a fish store". The man again demanded meat and the clerk again told him it was the fish store. The man threw a fit, demanding that he be given some meat. Finally the exasperated clerk replied "You must go across the street, that is where they have no meat."
Jaimie Sin, the Roman Catholic cardinal of the Phillippines, recently arrived in Portland to present a speech. The local paper, the Oregonian, ran a article with a headline reading:
"Cardinal Sin to speak in Portland"
Life is like an onion, you peel it one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Please oh Lord make my words sweet and tender for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
... Then there's the cookbook published by Life Magazine. It contains all the
oriental recipes ever published by their magazine. It's called:
Recipes From All Woks of Life