Life Humor 1.S

From the Henry Cate Life Humor collection:

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When uncertain or in doubt,
Run in circles!  Scream and shout!

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There are two kinds of egotists:
      1) Those who admit it 
      2) The rest of us

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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

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Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore.
        -- Russian Proverb

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"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.  If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
                -- Howard Aiken

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"Good judgment comes from experience.  Experience comes from bad judgment."
                -- Jim Horning

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"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves around than any other city in the world."
              -- David Letterman

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"Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City.  One is "Hey, taxi."  Two is, "What train do I take to get to Bloomingdale's?"  And three is, "Don't worry.  It's just a flesh wound."
              -- David Letterman

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       "When in doubt, tell the truth."
              Mark Twain

       "When in doubt, book 'em."
              Steve McGarret, Five-O

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               Save the whales.
               Collect the whole set.

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If "pro" is the opposite of "con", what is the opposite of progress?

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
 Edmund Burke, in a letter to William Smith.

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