Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Humor: Walmart sells out of ammo

From PalmTree Pundit:

From an email my dad passed along to me:
All of the Walmarts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of last Friday. A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as heck ain't doin' it to Alabama.

I laughed outloud.

Technorati tags: Georgia, Russia, Alabama


Robert M. Lindsey said...

Here in Kansas I've gotten two or three of these the last couple of days, but they all say Arkansas instead of Alabama. Alabama makes more sense.

Henry Cate said...

It is funny how certain jokes get told again and again with different settings.

I have heard at least a dozen versions of this joke:

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."